A BJ sike

When you think someone'e about to give you head but then it turns out they were just reaching for something or stretching thereby erroneously bringing their head close to your groin.

"Damn man I thought she was about to blow me, turns out she was just reaching for the chips."
"Shit man sorry, it sucks when you get A BJ sike"

by ILOVEEATINGBIGFATVAGINA February 3, 2025

BJ

this is an abbreviation of the goat of the world, beetlejuice

me: Yoo beet if i dig a 6ft hole, how deep is the hole
bj: probs like 30ft
mans a genius

by Noah Myles May 13, 2020

BJ and BS

Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.

Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.

Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.

Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.

by Phil Ashios May 23, 2024

PB & BJ

A sandwitch with peenut buter and babby jelly

Hey john you got that PB & BJ
No jim I ate it on my drive to work

by Babby Jelly Liver 69 April 22, 2021

columbian bj

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.

Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.

by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

BJ

A bald man who is named Joe. He also happens to be bald.

That's a wet BJ right there.

by Darkhunter July 13, 2019

BJ COOLEST GUY EVER

The sidekick to Supernova, he was named by her after he came to her after lunch with his awesome ability to charm her and pose with her.

BJ COOLEST GUY EVER is so frickin awesome, it's just can't resist him for some reason, what charm!!

by Nynja Boy July 28, 2010