Biscuit

1. a clean alternative to bitch if you're talking in front of your parents
2. a word to use if you are taking up a bet with a friends to speak in a British accents all day

1. Girl #1: "Girl #3 totally stole my boyfriend!"

Girl #2: "Girl #3 is such a bitc-....biscuit!"

2. "Would you mind handing me the biscuits, love?"

by willowire July 31, 2010

Sin Biscuits

Sin biscuits are when a cat makes biscuits (kneads) in an attempt to reproduce or rub one out. This is done with either another animal or an inanimate object like a stuffed toy.

Susan: Look how cute my cat is! He's kneading that toy so intensely!

Mark: Hate to break it to you, Susan, but them's sin biscuits.

by Porthole in the Dark July 04, 2020

Wolf Biscuit

The act of fellating the person who anally penetrated you, usually without the use of a condom.

Takeisha is a filthy ho! She gave homeboy over there a wolf biscuit last night!

by Uncle Pork December 24, 2008

arse biscuits

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

by jimbo jones June 19, 2004

Biscuit

a person without arms or legs

i just got some new midget porn where this dude does a biscuit

by manrilla14 November 26, 2003

biscuit

When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.

That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

biscuit lips

Lips that are abnormally large, mostly found on blacks. Symptoms of biscuit lips include: extreme inflation of both lips, unrecognizable speech paterns, and/or dark skin.

"What's wrong with Carl's face?"

"Nothing, it's just biscuit lips."

by k5 cook June 19, 2005