Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.

"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"

by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 19, 2023

space bending

the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.

If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011

Around the Bend

The Pearl Jam song that Airy HfjONE loves listening to.

Guy number one: Hey, whatcha' listening to?

Guy number two: Around the Bend.

Guy number one: Oh, I love that song!

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 06, 2024

bending saturn

A piercing of a butthole ring chained to a urethra piercing to a nose piercing to an ear piercing.

I accidentally stepped on my bending saturn

by Bananahammockman October 21, 2018

bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 21, 2018

waist bending

A version of head banging for folks who are getting too old to go nuts. Gives your neck and knees a break while still raging!

When I was younger headband ingredients was cool and I would break my fucking neck to Excision, now I am older I practice waist bending!

by Warpy927 August 04, 2018

Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019