Benjamin

Some dude who gets too much whoopie!

Damn, Benjamin just tapped that one bitch!

by Geekuh February 6, 2010

Benjamin's Theory

all the answers to the questions of life are found in corner of the little white baggy.

Benjamin's Theory is closely related to don't get high on your own supply, it just doesn't work.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Benjamin Darling, the TRUTH

1. Benjamin Darling NEVER lived on Malaga Island.
2. He purchase Horse Island with his own money.
3. "Maroon Societry" was meant to be a racial slur by the white mainlanders.
4. Only one family was taken from the island.
5. Absolutely NOBODY was killed.
6. NONE were slaves or ever had been.
7. It has been proven the Benjamin Darling was not the son of Capt Sam.

Benjamin Darling, the truth is: he was a well-respected man who lived in Phippsburg, Maine

by Benjamin Darling - the truth July 17, 2011

Benjamin Special

Giving anal sex, followed by a blowjob, then topping it off with a makeout session.

Ben loves doing the Benjamin Special with his girlfriend Michaela.

by Big Max D 90 June 25, 2008

Benjaminge Button

A little-known button, secretly located behind the clitoris, that initiates, upon it's stimulation, an anti aging process, by which the vagina tightens as the woman ages..

-"Did you hear Jimmy had sex with Jerry's Grandma!?"
-"Someone must've pushed her Benjaminge Button.."

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Benjamin Button

To facebook a fat chick and start looking at her most recent and probably fattest pictures. Then you proceed to go back in time and view her earlier pictures. In most cases you will watch her get younger and skinnier.

Adam found a fat chick on facebook. Since fat chicks have no use at all to Adam, he decided to amuse himself at her expense by Benjamin Buttoning the bitch. Turns out the bitch was ugly even at a lower weight.

by BRAU!!!!!!!!! April 8, 2011

bellarmine

northern california private school which is known for mixers in which the most action a pres girl will get (or wants) is from her fellow classmate.

Mom: guess what honey, your dad and I are going to send you to Bellarmine, where you'll SUCCEED!

8th Grade Boy: NO MOM! THEY'VE BRAINWASHED YOU TOO!!!

by welcome to the LG, BITCH July 4, 2005