David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.

Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'

by John Smith233 October 9, 2011

take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

BATs

acronym for Bitch-a-Teers, group of women tired of men's bull shit and drama; somewhat like the Musk-a-teers only far cooler and known by a much smaller audience.

Those BATs don't play. They stick together and will fuck you up!

by originalbat March 16, 2011

cock bats

CRABS! Little fuckin' crabs!

She may be hot, but dat bitch got cock bats son.

by Cockulous and Testacules April 24, 2009

Batsman

derogatory slang implying a homosexual in a partnership
the bowler and batsman partnership, further implying anal intercourse
Used in the uk this is a cricket metaphor

A) look out here they come, dont bend over, ha ha ha
B) I reckon the fat one is the batsman dont you?
A) Oh I dont know, we'll have to see which one's got the balls

by Danny Kaye September 21, 2006

batshit

Like apeshit, but exclusively applied to Christian Bale

Did you hear the tape of him going batshit on the set?

by someoneelse123 February 4, 2009

batsmen

slang term used for a homo sexual. as in a 'batty man' is also a batsmen.
also term used for someone who is annoying in genral or not considered to be cool.

i hate that guy he's such a batsmen.

did you hear about daniel? he's a proper batsmen.

by big Ess May 25, 2005