Backing on

Backing on to someone's willy, "Slipping back"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I must have backed onto your vainy love tree"

Sitting on someone's rod "Why are you backing on to my rod?"

by Ram the Jam July 28, 2014

Basking Shark

yelling shark they yell very loud

wow basking shark's yell really loudly

by chav fucker February 2, 2017

Baking and Entering

When you get high and then break into a house, or get extremely baked and wake up in a house that isn't yours.

Did you hear what happened to Connor last night? He got caught baking and entering his neighbor's house.

by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017

basking for it

Basking for it is when a celeb or wannabe does something that they know will "backfire." The backfire is a feature, not a bug because of the resulting media frenzy. For example, a conservative who has recently said/done something hyperbolically racist tries to speak at Berkeley.

"Ann Coulter 's speech at UC Berkeley was canceled. She's laughing all the way to the bank. You know she was totally basking for it."

by queequegdave May 15, 2018

Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 3, 2018

Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019