Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

brita bandit

A friend, or more often a roommate, who constantly finishes off a water filter, such as a brita filter, without refilling it. Note that this person also is prone to finish off other items, such as chips or hard-boiled eggs, without taking the time to make or buy more.

Oh man, I'm about to lose it with Virgil. That brita bandit had the gall to finish off my eggs and leave me with an empty dish. Don't worry though, I got him back by leaving him a surprise in his toilet.

by lemon pops January 24, 2019

Leaf Bandit

A person who roams their neighborhood grabbing other people's leaves, typically the 30 gallon paper bagged variety, for the purpose of making garden compost for the next growing season. This action is usually performed during night.

Jim is the town's leaf bandit, last year he managed to grab over 200 bags of leaves so he could make compost.

by chikken_nuggs October 21, 2018

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

Red Bandit

The hottest red headed milf with the fattest ass you’ll ever see.

Logan pounds the red bandit into submission every night.

by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020

Nigerian Bandit

The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.

Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1

by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020

hashbrown bandit

one who eats the others hashbrowns and didnt share.

morgan was a hashbrown bandit and jewed me on my breakfast.

by KC DIRT May 29, 2009