Backwards Poop

When you get down on a girl and go into the number 2 instead of the 1

“Oh ya my boyfriend and I tried something new last night. He slipped it in and it felt like backwards poop!”

by ALilBottleofJack February 28, 2018

Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018

Backwards Kerigan

The act of a man turning and placing his asshole up to a woman’s box.

He then dispels a gust of wind* directly into the eye of the beast.

“Yo man that chick I was telling you about is a FREAK!”
-“Thatta boy brither, how so?”
“Last night she begged me for a ‘Backwards Kerigan’ and I fuckin blew her away! She told me she loves me”
-“Wow man, awesome.”

by Sh!tsmeller October 9, 2023

kid amogus backwards

Don't say it.
Don't read the words below because Imma write it backwards.

Don't you dare scroll down.

Kid amogus backwards is : Sugoma dik

by Dreiasaiy September 23, 2022

Icup backwards

Puci (pussy)

Icup backwards is pussy
Hey say icup backwards: pussy

by Psychoticdingus November 7, 2018

backyard barbecue

when a woman is on her hands and knees and you come up from behind and baste her meat with your sauce

when I saw Tammy washing the floor on all fours I suddenly had the urge for a backyard barbecue! Sizzlin' !!!!

by danno August 7, 2004

Backwards Alaskan

Where you poop, then put it in the freezer, and then use it as a dildo.

I gave my girlfriend the old backwards Alaskan last night and i got it everywhere!

by Jababaddfdfdfdfsdfsdf January 22, 2009