Evil Baby Orphanage

The humanitarian alternative to killing baby Hitler and other evil babies throughout time and space. Instead of erasing these evil figures such as Stalin, Attila the Hun, and Ranavalona the First, the Evil Baby Orphanage takes these babies and raises them to become awesome Nerdfighters.

Average guy: Dude, if we could time travel, we should totally kill baby Hitler.
Nerdfighter: No! We should put him in the Evil Baby Orphanage!

by epic nerdfighter June 18, 2011

lul baby

Lul baby is someone you kick it with that's bae but not officially. Someone you like but there aren't any strings attached unless discussed by both parties. Lul baby will be someone you call whenever and know that you'll always get an answer. Someone who won't give you headaches or extra bs. Someone who will satisfy your every need in and outside of the bedroom. Someone who isn't bangin other females.

That's my lul baby ova thea.

by Julieann2017 September 17, 2017

baby oven

The part of a female in which a fetus grows.

She's carrying my baby boy in her baby oven.

by Scarlet Angel May 22, 2008

Babetown

1. An area where there is a plethora of attractive females.
2. A term used to describe the hotness of a girl

My english class is way babetown
or
Did you see that girl? She's super babetown

by ej'smailbag January 15, 2009

baby vamp

a "vamp" in training, an adolescent to young adult aged girl/young woman who is seductive who uses her physical attractiveness and unparalleled charm for manipulation of others, usually boys/men

the opposite of a goodie two-shoed Mary Sue

Blair Waldorff in Gossip Girl is a baby vamp, and other such characters like her are baby vamps too

by moonzstarz May 5, 2009

Baby Roll

the act of celebrating after a physical or moral victory by acting as if one picks up a baby and gently cradles it in one's arms.

Tom: "I proceeded to look up at the jumbo tron at the basketball game after we lost..."

Heather: "Ya, what happened?"

Tom: "Garrett was on there baby rolling the shit out the entire arena!"

Heather: "That's nut balls!"

by Godweezy March 3, 2010

Baby Crapface

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

by mrparka December 27, 2011