event autism

The specific, oddly focused mindset that takes over an MMO player during in-game limited time events, often resulting in them shunning all game content in order to just play the event and grind out every last drop of that time limited content. Also applies to mobile format games which mirror the limited time event model.
Man, I'd love to hit up the new raid, but I'm in total Event Autism mode here, I need to grind out the Summer dailies on my alts then get a few hundred more tokens to get that next cosmetic before I can call it quits for the day.
by Boabby the barman September 13, 2018
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butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada March 02, 2018
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Hereditary Autism

"When you confidently yell out the wrong answer in class, you have hereditary autism"
by .Thicc. May 10, 2017
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autism cop

When a cop pulls out his gun and shoots you unexpectedly inside your car
Wow look at the autism cop shooting a innacont black man
by Psychologicalsquid June 09, 2017
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Fake Autism

fumbfucks who say they are autistic, despite not being autistic
usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.

they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.
oh god.. another one of those tiktokers with fake autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.
by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023
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using autism as an insult

literally the worst thing you can ever do. shame on you if you do this, it is the lowest form of stupidity
asshole: "theyre so autistic"
not stupid people: "were you just using autism as an insult you little bitch"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
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scale of autism

A scale from 1 to 10 that you can place people on based on how much they vape per day.
That guy is like, an 8 on the scale of autism. He just ripped the fattest cloud.
by VapeNationXD December 21, 2016
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