When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.
by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006
Get the naked attackmug. art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak
–noun
Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan
A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.
At the point of execution you yell the famous line...
"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"
–noun
Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan
A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.
At the point of execution you yell the famous line...
"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"
I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack
Last night I finished with an Art Attack
Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack
Last night I finished with an Art Attack
Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack
by bartlomiej December 2, 2009
Get the Art Attackmug. A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.
Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
by AnJaHC May 23, 2006
Get the penis attackmug. Not to be confused with shark attack
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019
Get the Shnart Attackmug. by Spedwagon July 30, 2019
Get the Kak-Attackmug. When you have a fangirl/fanboy panic attack over a significant event in their fandom or their otp/ships
Fangirl 1: "Omg! Did you hear that insert author released a new book?"
Fangirl 2: "I know right! I had a massive fannic attack!"
Fangirl 2: "I know right! I had a massive fannic attack!"
by Lassocelot March 14, 2015
Get the Fannic Attackmug. When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.
Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
by A Really Normal Person April 11, 2023
Get the Lung Attackmug.