Aspen

An overrated ski town for hipster douche bags, wannabes and new money trash (celebrities included)but excluding celebrities like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell who are down-to-earth coolness. Here elderly men w/ botoxed blow up dolls vacation and re-locate here from Hollyweird, New York Shitty and Chicago. Most people are too busy sitting around listening to NPR or complaining about Dick Cheney conspiracy theories to even ski. The architecture is pretty though....you can thank the mining pioneers for that, oh wait they're gone so maybe not.

Girl 1: Aspen doesn't even feel like Colorado, that old women's face is pulled tighter than that douche's skinny jeans.

Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.

by yowwwwyes December 5, 2018

asspectorate

as in, to expectorate from the ass.

Could be just a toot (fart) or a shart.

I was sparring in jiu jitsu and I accidentally asspectorated on my partner during an especially rough take-down.

by Somebody Liz January 30, 2019

Aspen

a stupid birth that needs to go live in a grave sight with her adopted self

BITCH NIGGER CAN SUCK MY LEFT DICKAspen in other hand can suck me

by niggermaddyinthehood May 3, 2019

Aspen fuller

Aspen fuller is a loyal friends. She is vv pretty and sesreves the worl

Aspen fuller is amazing.

by Lilop August 19, 2019

Aspen marie

She will be your bad and angeliece loves her alot and she is awsome

Aspen marie is awsome.

by Lilop August 19, 2019

Aspen Casserole

An Aspen Casserole is a form of sexual foreplay involving (specifically) ball-point pens and someone’s ass with some form of casserole (preferably sweet potato casserole, although any casserole will do). Delicious if you try it twice - don’t knock it until you try it. Mmmmm

Hey Liz, would you like to go enjoy a warm, Aspen Casserole with me on this fine afternoon?

by SimeonJGun October 21, 2019

Aspen

A MAJOR FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!! If you see an aspen, punch her in the face immediately!

Person: Who’s that bitch?
Me: That’s fucking Aspen Ann Elliot

by Bitches666999 November 1, 2019