Alabama Snow Storm

The act of pouring cocaine into your girlfriends vagina and then having sex with her . The resulting concoction will resemble that of a snow storm.

Hey man, how was it last night? Man me and my girl had an Alabama Snow Storm.

by Death is fun December 7, 2018

Alabama Tube Sock

When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.

I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.

I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.

by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 25, 2019

AlabamaLost

An ugly underaged retard who fucked his sister

Dude, why are you such an AlabamaLost?

by EeksDee Dude January 18, 2020

Arab Idcutiojnary

Urban Dictionary but written by a retarded 10 year old.

"FCUCK ARAB IDCUTIOJNARY"

by truegrit__ May 7, 2020