lift anxiety

anxiety and nervousness about an impending lift (workout). Heightened when the lift duration and intensity are unknown.

SO: Butler's gonna kick our ass in the morning lift.

KN: I've already got lift anxiety.

by Lieutenant Frank Drebin April 18, 2018

Anxiety

Assuming the worst after the smallest thing.

Aww man I can’t believe my parents want to kill me.

That’s the anxiety, they just told you to clean your room.

by Some1elz3 May 21, 2023

Anxiety

The best way I can describe anxiety is having a REALLY angsty improv group inside of your head and at one word they start spinning off countless scenarios

Me: Oh, a friend asked how I was, that’s nice-
Anxiety: OH HELL NO
Me: What?
Anxiety: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY CODE FOR I WANT TO DUMP YOU AS A FRIEND, YOU’RE UGLY AND SHE THINKS YOU NEED THERAPY

Me: But I do need therapy. . .

Anxiety: WELL SHE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT
Me: (Types) I’m fine how bout you

by Littlebluegirl August 13, 2020

Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

Anxiety Bubble

An anxiety bubble is where someone forms a "bubble" in which they struggle to do typical things without stress and anxiety.

He formed an anxiety bubble to where he can only listen to one artist's music.

by Name_Not_Found123 November 16, 2022

anxiety

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by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025

Flirting with ~anxiety~

Snapchatting or texting someone you want to hook up with that you are under your weighted blanket so they respond with “I’ve never used one before” and you can tell them to come over.

Me: My weighted blanket is my only method of flirtation...
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~

by rt7821 September 21, 2020