Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 11, 2022

Amber alert

Used for warning a friend about a possible crazy, psycho, narcissist, etc girl who will probably ruin your life.

Friend 1 : What do you think about this girl I just met?

Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe

by Zez0wn3r May 14, 2022

Amber Alert

a feminine equivalent or synonym for red flag behaviors; a warning that you should not be or in any way, associate yourself with a particular person.

She is a pathological liar. Somebody should sound an amber alert for her boyfriend to break up with her.

by Dianesidhe May 26, 2022

Amber Alert

A warning to signal that someone with the characteristics of Amber Turd is in your vicinity, about to 💩 in your bed, making false claims of physical or sexual abuse and displays narcissist traits that could potentially be harmful for you and your environment

An amber alert went off as soon as Amber Turd appears in our vision. Caution the turd is here to talk shit and destroy your life: run!

by JusticeLeagueSparrow May 27, 2022

Amber Alert

When your significant other shits in the bed.

I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.

by 5 Sack June 15, 2022

bruh alert

Used in numerous cases where the only reasonable response can be a bruh alert. Bruh moment substitute for when its a real bruh situation.

Mike: Yo I forgot to cancel my free subscription and got charged 100 bucks for hello fresh

Jeff: Bruh Alert

by matt19 August 18, 2023

Emergency Alert System

a public warning system revolving around the fucking scary ass set of 3 tones you hear followed by a completely robotic text to speech voice or an overhyped radio announcer that is usually completely unintelligible or distorted to the point where it sounds like static. also used for presidential addresses during national emergencies.

“that fucking emergency alert system message last night scared me”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”

by fuck you ea September 18, 2023