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Alchemist

A nicer way of telling someone who does or says something stupid or illogical, who has the intelligence to know better, that they have done something stupid or illogical, without thinking
Alchemy being the action of doing or saying the illogical thing.
An alchemist is someone picks something that is hot up without a utensil, when they know its hot.

Miley Cyrus doing a photoshoot naked under only a sheet than saying she didnt realise it would look so bad.
by biohaz August 19, 2009
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Archie

Archie A lanky twat who loves running and fortnite
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Archie

At the start he’s well nice but ends up being a selfish ginger faggot
Archie is a fucking twat
by Urmotherfaggot April 14, 2019
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alchemy

alchemy can fix this house with out any efort or teying.
by mike March 28, 2005
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Archie

I little shit who always fucks everything over.
He is really fat and dumb often has brown hair brown eyes and wears bright colours like yellow and orange. He is also a wood duck and a fucktard.
Archie a fat fuck
by Tegehebd May 7, 2019
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Archie

An absolute chode takes it up the bum by his mum also like a good pounding on his sister and absolute chode
That guys such an Archie

Dan: I know he fucked my sister
by Archie’s mum June 9, 2018
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A stupid prick that does everyones heading
*archie hums*
Reast if the class:SHUT UP!!
by Dinosaur06 March 17, 2019
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