Absolute Territory

The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.

It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.

The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.

Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!

Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!

by That one guy in some place December 29, 2010

Absitively Posolutely

a switch up of positively absolutely, used in Oliver and Company, one of Walt Disney's greatest movies

Dodger - Once you get the beat you can do anything

Oliver - I can?

Dodger - Absitively Posolutely

by Matt <Insert Last Name Here> March 14, 2009

abstaining

To restrain oneself from doing or enjoying something.

I am abstaining from masturbation cause my dick is too sore

by _mustytrusty_ June 4, 2015

Absolute legend

It means you are an epic being who needs to be alive

Oh my god you absolute legend

by Oscy0 September 12, 2020

absotively

absolutely positively

I was absotively convinced that he was a moron!

by Doug Ordunio January 8, 2003

self-absorbed

Simply stated, it is an individual that is so consumed with their own selves that they become oblivious to, nor do they care how their actions or words impact others.

Sarah was so self-absorbed that she shouted at her daughter for no apparent reason.

by self-centered arrogant selfish February 25, 2010

Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003