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naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.
"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"
by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006
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Art Attack

art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"
I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack
by bartlomiej December 2, 2009
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penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
by AnJaHC May 23, 2006
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Fannic Attack

When you have a fangirl/fanboy panic attack over a significant event in their fandom or their otp/ships
Fangirl 1: "Omg! Did you hear that insert author released a new book?"
Fangirl 2: "I know right! I had a massive fannic attack!"
by Lassocelot March 14, 2015
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Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.
I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.
by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020
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Sneak Attack

Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.
Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"
by King of Pedars October 17, 2022
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Blind Attack

A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023
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