Willie Wags

Off the beaten path, off yonder, in the pucker brush.

We had a picnic out in the willie wags.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015

Lily willy

The most amazing person in the world, she makes everything better :)

Person: Hi Lily willy, you’re the best.

by jaffarrrrrrrrr May 20, 2018

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

A Bruce Willis

when you Die Hard but still breathin'

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.

by GoUp July 17, 2016

Prison Willy

Prison yard version of a ‘Wet Willy.’ But a Prison Willy skips using the finger (like a traditional Wet Willy) and uses a direct tongue to ear. It’s aggressive, wet and dirty. Like it would be in prison

Hector gave Todd a Prison Willy to claim him as his own.

by Orchamedes December 21, 2017

Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.

boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫

by Emma_ty😚 April 18, 2020