Parker Express

A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders

He was being such a parker express the other night.

by ant14029 March 12, 2021

Poppy Parker

Poppy Parker is a ginger girl with very blue eyes. She has awful style and sucks at hair. She is obsessed with her brothers friend TADDY and wants to be with him but he rejected her. She loves teddies as well. She’s so mean and rude but can be funny very rarely. She has an amazing best friend called lydia who she aspires to be. Everyone needs a betch like poppy in their life.

I met a poppy Parker today

Poor you

by Befri November 4, 2021

Parker Riley

Internet personality, journalist, Tiktok star, Singer, and talk show host.

Did you see what Parker Riley just released? You never know what he’s gonna do! He’s so funny!

by Irish egg snakdkjfwn March 23, 2021

Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Peter Parker

An unkown person

Person 1: "Omg, its Peter Parker!"
Person 2: "Who's that?"

by Itsbritneyb!tches April 1, 2022

bella and parker

Bella and Parker are just perfect together everybody likes that they’re a couple they have many things in common but their looks may deceive you Parker with blonde hair and he’s short Bella with long brown hair she’s average height and they truly do love each other

Person 1: god look at Bella and Parker I wish I had a relationship like theirs #couple goals
person 2 i know right

by Relationship lady May 7, 2018

People Parker

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.

People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.

Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!

People Parker: *parks right next to her*

Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006