Trouser wank

When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers

“How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank”

by Penis_nose August 26, 2019

trouser happy

To have a boner

I saw this fit girl, she made me trouser happy

by Hammerbeat August 7, 2017

trouser gypsy

Someone in shared accomodation that borrows clothes from everyone.

omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!

by Quixand September 1, 2017

Trouser Stain

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.

Take a look at that dudes trouser stain. And check out the Trxas trouser stain on his sidekick.

by 7thMarineDoc June 3, 2018

trousered

When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on

Simon got trousered whilst playing foosball against Nick

by digitaloop May 17, 2018

trouser juice

Urine (pee) coming from the urethra opening, which is usually found on the penis or vagina, that is usually kept covered by trousers.

Hey doctor, did you make that order for that "trouser juice" specimen?

by IrishMerc October 14, 2017

Ménage à trousers

Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears

Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is

by karen giles February 17, 2018