purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
by Biscuits July 03, 2006
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Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 11, 2010
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purple headed yogurt slanger

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation
the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.
by dj-hartford April 29, 2008
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to engage in self-arousal techniques; to masturbate
"I walked in on Allan, and he was totally hand-starting the yogurt thrower.
by Brian September 05, 2004
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purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
by Adam Phillips November 17, 2007
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