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not in a million years

Used to emphasize that something is impossible or very unlikely to happen
PERSON 1: Please don't leave me
PERSON 2: I won't. Not in a million years
by x_Acey January 12, 2020
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Hoe Year

-that year you did a lot hoe shit, carefree without judgement
2015 was my hoe year , I was fucking with friends and all
by Aneres September 13, 2020
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Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)
Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."
by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015
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The year 2020

When you mess up everything and the world messes up with you but when you advance towards 2021, you realize, at least it was a year.
Eric: Aw gad my test was a catastrophe I messed up hard the whole time was the year 2020.
Ashley: Well, 2021's on the way...
by MadmanMadmaxManiac June 9, 2021
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Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.
Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.
by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017
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Big year

How do you become

the greatest birder in the world?

You have to win the Big Year.

What's a Big Year?

Here, I'll let this English guy tell you.

Well into the 19th century,

Americans celebrated Christmas Day

with contests to kill

the most birds in a single day.

In 1900, Audubon Society ornithologist

Frank Chapman

suggested Americans should

count them instead,

leading eventually

to the creation of the Big Year,

a competition to see

the greatest number of birds

in North America in a calendar year.
"Didn't you tell me that a Big Year killed your marriage to Steph in '03?"

"First of all, I was married to Bridget in '03."

"Didn't you tell me that a Big Year killed your marriage to Bridget?"

"A contributing factor, but, no, not the main reason. There were so many other problems with that marriage."
by GayBirdNerd July 12, 2022
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Jacob of the Year

(noun) award given to someone that showcases the Jacob-like it factor.

They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
by Petey McSweety June 16, 2020
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