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Winchester, MA

Winchester is a town in Massachusetts about 8 miles north of Boston. The kids who live in Winchester usually have very rich parents and therefore they can get away with anything. People from Winchester are actually more obnoxious than the richer towns surrounding it (Weston, Wellesley, etc...) and try to make it seem like they are much better. They like to brag about how close they live to Boston because they think it's cool. And when they are around people from out of town they often say "wicked" more than they usually would -which is never- just so that people will know their proximity to Boston.
"Hey where are you from?"
"Oh, I live wicked close to Boston. Like, closer to Boston than Weston and Wellesley and a lot of other towns. I'm actually like wicked rich and I have a lot of parties, and they're always wicked fun. People always have a wicked good time."
"Oh. You're from Winchester."

If they use the word "wicked" multiple times in one sentence then they're from Winchester, MA.
by anonymous472389 April 11, 2010
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Canal Winchester

A small town in Ohio. Has outstanding sports program but lacks in the brains side of everything. Schools are ran by hot girls, gays, and jocks.
Who won the Mid State League?
Canal Winchester
Again?
Yes for the 8th time in a row
by Mexskimo March 1, 2011
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Wanch

no one truely knows what the wanch is.
I will wanch over the corn tonight. You get some sleep.
by Ccs904 March 10, 2018
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Winch

An emo boy who has far overgrown and killed the trend. He lacks fashion sense and will take any excuse to dress up in women's clothing; he is secretly a drag queen. Though he claims to be straight, he shows signs of uncontrollable obsession towards his lady counterparts, to the point that a female individual may believe he just wants to be one of them.

When in an argument, the Winch often steals his enemies disses on account of he is too dysfunctionally retarded to invent his own. He lacks self confidence- he is extremely insecure and his sadness is overpowering. However, he compensates for his lack of self by creating an overbearingly cocky facade. Furthermore, once dissed, he takes the insult as a complement and replies with a "thanks ;D", or "lul i knoe you are! =D xD"

(Do not become a Winch. For if you do, your friends will hate you. Then you will claim that you got bored of them first, and they are just jealous because millions of people like you. The whole world will then deny liking you and you will be shot dead on the spot.)
Person 1: "Wow, lookit that ugly, lanky psalm tree!"
Person 2: "Golly, it's awfully comparable to a winch!"
Person 1: "How unfortunate... poor coconuts."
by h0m0s0cks May 13, 2010
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Winch

The process of seducing a member of the opposite sex significantly younger than you, then realising that just because they're young, they aren't necessarily blind.
"That guy is totally pulling a winch"

"How can you tell?"
"He's got a beard. She's got a lunch box"
by hvxd November 16, 2010
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when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.
i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.
by midge101 July 27, 2010
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Wench

A person who has thrown their life away to persue a career in food technology. Or anyone who tries to pass off cooking as a GCSE.
That boy Jackson is such a wench. Why couldn't he take real GCSEs
by HughJerection May 1, 2015
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