jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.

Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.

by Skankaflank May 13, 2022

Wipe Squash

When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.

Hey, Marke! I noticed you had a wipe squash when you walked away.

by DonPitote May 16, 2019

Slime Wipe

When you wipe/lick the slime off someone's gooch or taint.

Eww. did you hear about when Tyler slime wiped Ryan.

by The Procrastinator February 11, 2015

poke wipe

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.

Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.

by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018

Art Wipe

Like an ass wipe, only for people who suck at art

Man Susan, you’re such an art wipe today!

by Art Wipe Annie August 23, 2018

Nigerian Wipe

The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.

I had no toilet paper left, who the fuck would use their socks? I ussed the Nigerian Wipe.

by KeenanMcAuley November 20, 2016

ass wipe

A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.

by friskychick September 9, 2016