When you win here and you win there, you are in fact, bi-winning.
When you are bi-winning it is also possible to safely take large amounts of drugs.
You can also not die when you are bi-winning.
When you are bi-winning it is also possible to safely take large amounts of drugs.
You can also not die when you are bi-winning.
Charlie: I'm bi-winning. I win here and i win there. Now what?
Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive. You know. I was banging 7 grams of rocks, and finishing them, because that's how I roll
Charlie: Dying is for fools.
Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive. You know. I was banging 7 grams of rocks, and finishing them, because that's how I roll
Charlie: Dying is for fools.
by ashleyboyo69 March 25, 2011

When you're playing a video game, and there's a really bad player, so you let them win because you feel bad for them
by Just some girl who likes cake May 20, 2018

Succeeding in doing something which would be extremely cool, but in fact doesn't work, which fact should be obvious.
"Imprint Time Walk on Isochron Scepter. Good game?"
"..."
"See, I get all the rest of the turns..."
"You win the prize. Good job."
"..."
"See, I get all the rest of the turns..."
"You win the prize. Good job."
by Hukuma Xpyweb September 4, 2004

Charlie Sheen's brilliant new word to describe himself as a "multi-winner" in order to evade the question of weather or not he was bi-polar, in his mind this made sense, in the mind of any sane person it had absolutely no fucking relevance to the question. His vocabulary and reasoning system are just well beyond us "normals" comprehension. Whatever, this is just how he "rolls."
"hey man you won like 7 trophies!"
"ya, im like bi-winning or something"
...ya it still makes no fuckin sense.
"ya, im like bi-winning or something"
...ya it still makes no fuckin sense.
by Alex kane March 25, 2011

Winning on the ultimate level. If achieved will result in immediate death. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Only Charlie Sheen has been known to survive after he bi-won.
by TheJimmerz March 18, 2011

Being bi-winning is a state of awesomeness, only accessible to Charlie Sheen (and probably Chuck Norris).
A person is said to be bi-winning if he is winning here and winning there, now what.
A person is said to be bi-winning if he is winning here and winning there, now what.
Reporter: Your anger and your hate is coming of as erratic to people.
Bi-winner: Passion! My passion.
Reporter: Your passion is coming of as erratic to people. Some say you're bi-polar
Bi-winner: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
Bi-winner: Passion! My passion.
Reporter: Your passion is coming of as erratic to people. Some say you're bi-polar
Bi-winner: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by bumarse March 21, 2011

“Win-Fu” - the art of making something totally abstract and unrelated apply to any given situation, often using confusing language and esoteric logic, leaving the recipient stunned, with a “what-the-fuck-just-happened” look on their face. Often this involves the use of complicated diagrams and flow-charts.
Example: “Should I issue a $50.00 credit to the customer’s account?”
“Win-Fu” Response: The average human heart beat is 60 to 80 beats per minutes; athletes have much lower heart beats, around 50 BPM. Divide 60 by 80 and then subtract 50 and you will find the answer.
Example: “What is Customer Retention?”
“Win-Fu”: We know where the business is going. Currently, an IP address is formatted like this: 110XXXXX, with a max possible number of hosts of 28 - 2 = 254. In the future, and IP address will look like 0XXXXXXX, which can create a possible number of hosts of 224 - 2 = 16,777,214. Soon soup cans in the store with have their own IP addresses. This is what customer retention means.
“Win-Fu” Response: The average human heart beat is 60 to 80 beats per minutes; athletes have much lower heart beats, around 50 BPM. Divide 60 by 80 and then subtract 50 and you will find the answer.
Example: “What is Customer Retention?”
“Win-Fu”: We know where the business is going. Currently, an IP address is formatted like this: 110XXXXX, with a max possible number of hosts of 28 - 2 = 254. In the future, and IP address will look like 0XXXXXXX, which can create a possible number of hosts of 224 - 2 = 16,777,214. Soon soup cans in the store with have their own IP addresses. This is what customer retention means.
by H1N1 Virus May 12, 2009
