One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

Steam boat willy

A blowjob performed over the pants

Will ruined hasan’s pants after a steam boat willy

by PooPooPiker July 2, 2019

willy dilly

willy dilly is silly. he likes to pilly with his dilly. diong diong diong. the way he shakes, i cant believe it, i aint neva seen a dilly like that. willy is a sensitive dilly , silly.

willy dilly is silly

by ilovewilldill October 9, 2010

scrilly willy

to grab someones, ehem, "Pee pee", and then shout "Scrilly willy!"

Cody performed a scrilly willy on Benjamin

by hi November 16, 2006

Willy Wonka

When a 5 star Luxury hotel puts a candy bar up your butt and give you a reach around

I went to Las Vegas and stayed at the Palazzo and I got a Willy Wonka in my room from the room attendant

by ScottWhiteAhh December 1, 2016

wally gog

White version of a golly wog , see wigger for definition.
White boy who thinks he is black.

Check out that golly wog, he thinks he's f*cking P-Diddy.

by Rusty Camaro April 15, 2005

wally dollars

The peanuts that Walmart employees work for. Much like the income earned from most other jobs however much of it just finds its way back into the stores cash registers.

I got my check from the store last week. After groceries and that oil change they might as well have paid me in wally dollars.

by socialpanic December 10, 2010