scene whale

A slightly to extremely overweight scene kid usually girls, but a few boys are included as well. their pants are usually too tight, giving them cupcake tops also known as muffin tops, their hair is usually nasty and sits strangely a top their heads, and they often follow the obnoxious scene trends of cupcakes, hello kitty, and neon EVERYTHING.

A lot of them feel like they don't fit in with other cultures, so they figure they may as well be scene.

"Holy shit, do you see that scene whale? WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK IT'S OKAY TO WEAR TIGHTS AS PANTS? OH MY GOD!"

by kkrockodile May 7, 2009

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Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.

Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.

by Post Culture July 29, 2020

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Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.

Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.

by Francostein June 10, 2009

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Muddy Whale

When you cum in a fat woman's ass, she farts and spouts it back out again.

Well blow me down! My fat girlfriend just gave me a muddy whale

by johnny apps December 19, 2010

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Flying whales

Flying whales is a statement used when something is just so amazing.

Additional adjectives- great or giant for example, can be added to make the statement stronger.

"I'm pregnant!" "Great flying whales! I'm so happy for you!"

"10/10 flying whales for you."

by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

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