scene whale

A slightly to extremely overweight scene kid usually girls, but a few boys are included as well. their pants are usually too tight, giving them cupcake tops also known as muffin tops, their hair is usually nasty and sits strangely a top their heads, and they often follow the obnoxious scene trends of cupcakes, hello kitty, and neon EVERYTHING.

A lot of them feel like they don't fit in with other cultures, so they figure they may as well be scene.

"Holy shit, do you see that scene whale? WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK IT'S OKAY TO WEAR TIGHTS AS PANTS? OH MY GOD!"

by kkrockodile May 7, 2009

whale kisser

Its the sister of a tree hugger.

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.

by Michael Geico February 2, 2010

Dumpback Whale

The act of exsposing ones naked rear end while swimming, as a whale would flip it's tail in the air before diving.

We spotted a dude pulling off a dumpback whale at the pool today.

by Hedwund April 9, 2010

whale shlong

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.

by hazel:) January 10, 2010

Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.

Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.

by Francostein June 10, 2009

Muddy Whale

When you cum in a fat woman's ass, she farts and spouts it back out again.

Well blow me down! My fat girlfriend just gave me a muddy whale

by johnny apps December 19, 2010

Dirty Whale

when a woman smears peanut butter on a mans penis then performs oral sex on him

duuuuude last night C gave me the best dirty whale iv ever had

by dukerman September 2, 2010