A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.
Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.
by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017

A woman shoves a filled water balloon up her vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. She then jumps up and down to feel the vibration of the water bouncing around. This is when the guy comes in.... the man begins to insert his penis in her vaginal tube and thrusts as hard as he can until it pops and squirts all over them. Then he has to stick his head up her vagina to get loose pieces of wet rubber. You would also use a water filled condom.
by Kitten and the Dog January 17, 2011

The process of doggy style while showering & turning her face to the water while ejaculating in her face making her gargle the water & sperm making the sound of a lamb
by jkfchfjgj,hlkhkgjuguyfytdfsxgj June 29, 2011

by Anatoli krackouski February 4, 2018

by Wetty Vagina Titty July 4, 2016

by Queefqueef3000 February 17, 2022

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.
Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."
by E-Z-T May 13, 2010
