Spaghetti Western male

A guy that thinks he's a cowboy even though he's from Italy.

The Spaghetti Western male wore a cowboy hat five sizes too big and boots that looked fit for a clown was a smooth operator, don't let his charms convince you otherwise.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Western Teabagging

When you teabag someone wearing a cowboy hat and assless chaps

Provide gossip to Americans about other Americans.

“There ain’t enough room for the both of us partner, prepare for some Western Teabagging!”

“She wouldn’t give us the Western Teabag we asked for.”

by Mallywags June 27, 2019

all qwyatt on the western front

How da O.K. Corral was after Mr. Earp and his law-enforcement associates engaged in their famous shootout and subdued or eliminated all of da noisily-gun-blasting outlaws.

If da outlaw gang "Cowboys" had simply followed da "no guns within city limits" ordinance and thus not run afoul of da local marshals, things might have remained "all qwyatt on the western front" for everyone involved.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Cornbread western

A modern Afrocentric take on the spaghetti western genre of film.

Have you seen “The Harder they Fall?” I love these Afrocentric takes on older film styles. We should call them cornbread westerns

by B Cubed Fitness November 5, 2021

Western Pleasure

A sex act, in which a person chokes themselves with a lasso, while being simultaneously penetrated by a cactus, yelling "Yee Yee!"

"You can go Western Pleasure yourself, you telephone pole-family-tree-having sonofabitch."

by Palaka Ma'i October 22, 2025

The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

Western Steamer

A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.

Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.

by The Western Reserve Legend May 27, 2017