weasel

best animals ever, they are much better than ferrets

Lily and Esmé are weasels, they are better than everyone

by weasela December 30, 2016

crazed weasels

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Sugar Weasel

Sugar Weasel is an adult entertainer who performs as a naked clown. He works rock venues, club openings etc. but is probably most well known for being a male escort catering to women with clown fetishes ( see: Coulrophilia)

Sugar Weasel is a bad ass clown, did you see the size of his dick?

by Madame Munster September 7, 2013

weasely

Behavior that is like that of a weasel.

Such as in, "That was a weasely move you just pulled, you sonofabitch!"

by Weasel's Ex-wife September 24, 2013

Pube Weasel

A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.

There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.

Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."

by Earlobe Beaver July 11, 2011

Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.

Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.

by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012

Lil Weasel

A mod on gtaforums who called me sad when I posted in the wrong part of the website.

Lil weasel is a dick

by dudemanjones11 June 2, 2020