waitmonger

adj. a person who makes you wait either for a long time, or repeatedly. From the word 'hatemonger' but instead of arousing hate, this person creates wait periods. Typically, a drug dealer is a waitmonger. Even better, doctors are waitmongers (but they're pretty much drug dealers too, innit?)

"What's taking this #@$% waitmonger so %#@& long?!!!"

by gantasaurus September 4, 2012

waitron

A unisex term for a restaurant server. Replaces waitress or waiter. First used in Mustache Bill's Diner in N.J. in the early 1970s.

I really like the waitrons at my local diner. They are always greet me kindly and bring my coffee with the menu.

by Mustache Bill January 4, 2014

Waitress

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

i'm waiting

When a teacher can't stand students' behavior during class, so they say this to solve it. Usually, this is a failed tactic.

*students talking during class*
Teacher: "I'm waiting."

by Research.nett November 5, 2019

Waiting till marriage

Something reasonable people do.

For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.

Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?

Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.

Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant

by ZEutect September 18, 2021

Dumb-waiter

Not to be confused with the small elevator-like devices found in restaurants, hotels and such, "dumb-waiter" refers to the idiot - and there's always one - serving hors d'oeuvres to the bride and groom at a wedding who allows their tray to be pillaged of anything edible before they even get to the wedding party. Thus, they only have Spinach Vomit-bombs left by the time they get to the bride and groom, who wrap a bunch of these disgusting ass nuggets in a napkin to later pelt the wait staff with when no one's looking.

"Not surprisingly, the maitre d' assigned the dumb-waiter to bring hors d'oeuvres to the wedding party, and the fat shits lumbering up the front steps emptied the tray before the guy even got there."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

waitey

Fat, perverted tosser.

'Waitey is such a dickhead'

by - July 15, 2003