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waitmonger 

adj. a person who makes you wait either for a long time, or repeatedly. From the word 'hatemonger' but instead of arousing hate, this person creates wait periods. Typically, a drug dealer is a waitmonger. Even better, doctors are waitmongers (but they're pretty much drug dealers too, innit?)
"What's taking this #@$% waitmonger so %#@& long?!!!"
waitmonger by gantasaurus September 4, 2012
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anti-warmonger 

A person who is as rabidly anti-war as you can get without venturing into violence.
Depending on the crowd, she sometimes referred to herself as a pacifist and at other times, she preferred the more in-your-face and dangerous sounding term, anti-warmonger.
anti-warmonger by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

warmonger 

warmonger by Ninja Jet (jet0r) August 3, 2003

warmonger 

A person promoting something undesirable or discreditable, in this case, war.
warmonger by Chris March 23, 2003

Wankmongerer 

Usu. a huge twat who also has a problem with chronic masturbation
your mate: "Hey did you see the new Kanye vid, dude?"
you: "No, he's a wankmongerer!"
Wankmongerer by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009

Wankmongering Twatfish 

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.
Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

warmonger 

Someone who engages in war or warlike acts for personal reasons such as: personal fueds, dislike for people of different sexual orientation, re-election, sexual pleasure, or to compensate for a lack of manhood.

See also: bush
"As a tyrannical Warmonger, Bush's new campaign slogan should be 'Have nukes, Will travel.'"
warmonger by Cunjo July 22, 2004