Left Wanker

Left Wanker. An opinionated, dogmatically-rabid, politics-obsessed partisan to the extreme Left of the political spectrum

Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor.

by Butt Man April 15, 2015

Posh wanker

When you go to an all boys school with a posh accent

He's such a posh wanker

by Not peak jess March 4, 2017

Horse Wanker

Someone who is an irritating twat or idiot, or someone who wanks horses

That ginger Dan is a right horse wanker

by Jon Howell June 11, 2006

wanker

Contradictory to belief, a wanker is not someone who masturbates.
A wanker is someone who is an idiot

Jack: Oh Matt's a right wanker ain't he?
John: Yeah, bloody hell I hate him
Matt: Cunts.

by Stroooker May 27, 2018

wankerbot

A cyborg robot designed by the japanese to wank. Used as an insult.

That robot is a wankerbot. / Wankerbots, the lot of em!

by Sam Goodman October 27, 2005

wanderzone

The area that a child is allowed to wander without supervision.

When I was a child, my wanderzone was a square mile. Now kids can't walk to the end of the block without an adult.

by ninquerinquar July 13, 2007

wanderval

from the movie BEERFEST. a hella funny movie. the grandma has the crazy german accent and she is trying to say wonderful but her accent makes it sound better

"Will you boys go and take care of this for me in Germany?"
-"Yes..."
"WANDERVAL!!!"

by A_TRAIN February 5, 2008