Wishcasting

A tactic in "journalism" used to promote a story as true simply because the writer wants it to be true.

Did you see that New York Times article claiming Trump threatened to invade Mexico? That was some tasty wishcasting.

by The Tastiest July 25, 2019

wishcraft

As in the practice of VooDoo,
one may wish well, or illwish.
So the practice of wishcraft
depends upon the practitioner.

Wishcraft might've brought Charley
funding for his new project,
but he forgot to say
"pretty please".

by alteregoboy December 7, 2006

inner wishbone

A girl's labia minora and clitoral hood. They usualy connect at the top over the clitoris giving the impression of a wishbone whithin the vagina.

Please, show me your inner wishbone.

by Rickrner August 12, 2006

Wishful Cooking

To cook meals that aren't traditionally considered to be seasonally appropriate as a creative way to wish for the coming of another season.

Often considered to be a flagship form of "seasonal superstition."

Son: Why is dad out barbecuing at the peak of our Minnesota winter?

Mother: Oh you know your father, he's just up to more of his wishful cooking.

by Puma Puma April 5, 2008

wishnack

Banana slug smugglers also known for their infamous puffalump plantation for picking cherries and the raising and distribution of some of the wildest white tigers. . . Roar. . .

Watch out for that wishnack

by spreading awareness November 24, 2014

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017