Vader

A device used by various members of the female sex when guys just won't do it for them.

The Cosmic-Invader may be purchased at Hustler superstore.

by haha February 10, 2005

Darth Vader

When a guy getting a blow job puts on a Darth Vader mask and ruins the moment for the chick giving him head just before he blows his load. Also, he breathes into the mask telling her he's about to blow his load while sounding like James Earl Jones with the heavy breathing bit.

"I was giving Matt a special yeaterday and he decided to pull a Darth Vader on me."

by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 18, 2006

Darth Vader

Its when you cum in a girls mouth and your jiz makes the roof of her mouth and the lower part stick together so when she tries to breath through her mouth it sounds like darth vader breathing

why is she breathing so hard?

I gave her a Darth Vader.

by Mr horrible Gross guy May 10, 2010

the vader

after ejaculation, punch the female in the throat to cause her to gasp for air resembeling the breathing method of darth vader

yeah, so when i was done, i gave that bitch the vader

by boxinpimp04 November 17, 2006

VoDewskie

An alcoholic beverage made with vodka and mountain dew. (originating in Fargo, ND)

Thanks Doug! This VoDewski tastes fantastic!

by Dougie the great November 8, 2003

Low Information Voter

One who votes based on information gleaned from other low information voters, rumors, viral emails, and FOX "News".

Low Information Voters are skewing the electorate in favor of the corporatocracy because they don't have the curiousity or ability to research facts for themselves. Low Information Voters will vote against labor unions, in spite of the fact that the labor unions are responsible for getting them the 40 hour work week, decent wages, employer provided health insurance, vacations, lunch hours, and breaks, among other things.

by RustyCannon January 8, 2010

Suicide Voter

Voters who vote for the opposite general election candidate if their own party nominates someone other than their choice in the primary.

Suicide voters believe in 'my way or no way'.

by The Eskimo February 6, 2008