verbal blackout

verb; an explanation given during a drunken stupor- a "blackout" - either emotional, humorous, or devastatingly realistic.

"Dude, do you remember Megan telling that story about 'good evaluation vs. normal evaluation' at 3am? That story went on forever...it was such a verbal blackout"

by alexhc October 7, 2008

Verbal bad stuff

When you are unaware of what you are saying, yet continue to speak.

I got into a fight with a teacher and stopped making sense, and when I talked all that came out was verbal bad stuff.

by Dragon order 4 June 21, 2014

Verbal Rapist

When you scare a woman with your voice. To the point where she seeks help to avoid you at all costs. An you appear to be a rapist just because you talked to her.

Kevin, Hey whats up, i think your pretty would you like to go to a movie?

Shelby, Someone help me please he scares me!!!

Teacher, Your Verbal Rapist Kevin! Go to the Dean!

by A Band Of Horses!!! September 22, 2014

verbal farts

1. repititve words said by people, media, government and other elements -- that they go to an extent where they are considered redundants or, in other words, farts.

Origin: verbal - "of words", farts - "gaseous emissions from anus". ENGLISH

Dude #1: I'm sorry I didn't give your book, bro. I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Dude #2: You said that yesterday. You're pulling off verbal farts, bruh!

by Black SMOKE September 14, 2015

Unleash a verbal monster

To express a level of anger through a torrent of abuse via a social network

If I don't get what I want...I will f*cking "unleash a verbal monster" on Twitter, you c*nt.

by Mish P September 26, 2015

Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.

"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."

by Mac May May October 4, 2016

verbal compensation

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.

Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!

by QuacksO December 21, 2016