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Valentine's Day

The day where the happy celebrate and the lonely masterbate.
Valentine's Day was such a bust, all I did was watch Netflix and masterbate.
by Anm777 February 14, 2017
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Valentingay

The time of year where you see gay couple giving each other gifts or other gifts like, hugs, kisses, or roses.
I can't believe they celebrate valentingay!
by ShadowKnight58 February 15, 2018
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Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.
Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.
by Failurebitch February 1, 2019
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Valente’d

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club
You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed
by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019
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Valent

An adjective indicating that someone feels like an outsider within their inner circle of friends. Comes from valence electrons always being on the outside of an atom, even though they are still a part of it.
Jessica: “Do you want to come to my sleepover?”

Tammy: “Do you really want me to? I’ve been feeling kind of valent recently and thought you weren’t going to invite me.”
by ShadowKnight76 June 4, 2019
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Valentinoo

Person 1: Did you see Valentinoo?
Person 2: Yeah she’s hot, too bad she’s dating Oscar

Person 2: Yeahhh
by a hotter human than u February 13, 2020
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Valentinoo

Person 1: Did you see Valentinoo?
Person 2: Yeah she’s hot, too bad she’s dating Oscar

Person 2: Yeahhh
by a hotter human than u February 13, 2020
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