A vacation Dick is a penis of larger than average size, that could be uncomfortable to receive on a regular basis, as opposed to a boyfriend dick
Oh man I hooked up with a guy at the club last night, total vacation Dick though. I'll be walking funny for at least a week
by Ethantheasianman June 16, 2016
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by nateisyoung June 16, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.A dick that is too big to be taken daily. Usually requires a recovery period. Opposed to boyfriend dick
Damn Sally, you've been walking funny. You OK?
Ya, I'm fine. I had some vacation dick last night.
Lucky!! I gotta get me some of that!
Ya, I'm fine. I had some vacation dick last night.
Lucky!! I gotta get me some of that!
by VacaDickE'rDay June 4, 2016
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Jim: "Did you see 'Natalie's Outlet?' That Japan trip she went on."
John: "Yeah. It was a suspicious vacation."
John: "Yeah. It was a suspicious vacation."
by susgirl January 24, 2019
Get the suspicious vacation mug.Something that everybody needs and deserves and not many get one exactly as they want. On a real vacation (and not just time off, see staycation), you get to travel, you can drink/smoke/get high as much as you want, you can spend however you want, eat whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, essentially you're free and you don't have to take shit from anybody. It's really, really nice to be granted with a vacation. If you ever get one, please, for the love of God, take advantage of it and fully appreciate it, because they are rare and they don't come often (for some never at all).
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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by Michaellingo June 11, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.A penis that is very large to the point it hurts. It is a penis that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis.
by ohnoitscarson June 14, 2016
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