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valley springs middle school

a school in NC filled with druggies, future professional athletes, and hoes. a fun place to be but good luck keeping a secret because words spread like fire across the halls of this prison. if you go here you're either super rich or super poor. there is never a boring day here and can be pretty fun if you have friends from every group and luck out on a good teacher team.
valley springs middle school has hoes, players, athletes, and crackheads.
by valley24 April 3, 2020
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Jokes Value

1. Phrase

In essence, the phrase "jokes value" is used as incentive for performing and/or taking part in an activity that may appear trivial, useless and possibly offensive at first glance, but in truth is intended for humorous purposes, and humorous purposes only.

It is unlikely, but not impossible for a person that is participating in a "jokes value" activity to derive any utility from the activity itself other than that which is gained from the humour.

2. Noun

A qualitative attribute directed towards an act or activity that an individual or group of individuals perform or an occurrence that yields humour.
Phrase Example:

Dave: Man, what the hell is wrong with you.. why aren't you wearing any pants? It's like -10 degrees outside.

JMarc: It's for jokes value..

or

MV: Ah man you hit her? She's so nasty why did you do that?

Kog: For jokes value

Noun Example:

GG: Man I can't believe they found out I slept with them both!

Marco: Yah that has some serious jokes value, son
by Jmarc20 December 13, 2009
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G value

The time taken by a person to make a woman orgasm through g spot stimulation
Mike: Dude did you hear about Tommy?
Jim: Yeah dude his g value is 5 minutes
Mike : That bitch Mckenzie sure was lucky
by RLACNO10, DANTHEMAN November 26, 2018
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discretion is the better part of valor

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?
Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
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Nick Valensi

Nick Valensi is the lead and rythm guitarist for popular New York band, The Strokes, often trading with fellow bandmate Albert Hammond Jr. for the lead. Generally he tends to play the solos, incorporating a very synthesized sound into the music. His most notable use of this sound is in the song '12:51' on album 'Room on Fire'. His most often seen guitar is the Epiphone Riviera P-94, other guitars include a TV Yellow Gibson Les Paul Junior, and a Black Gibson Les Paul custom.
Nick recieved his first guitar at the age of five, an acoustic, his first electric at age eight. By the age of thirteen he was already an accomplshed guitarist.
He met fellow bandmates Fabritzio Moretti, Nickolai Fraiture, and Julian Casablancas at a two year stint in prestigious Dwight School in Manhattan. Valensi joined The Strokes while still in High School, borrowing Hammond Jr's ID to get into clubs. He dropped out of college to pursue a full time musical career.
Nick has been described as "gorgeously cynical" and "Quite aware of his own good looks"
He lives in New York with his girlfriend Amanda De Cadenet and her daughter Atlanta.
Example one -
Person A: Who's you favorite guitarist?
Person B: Nick Valensi
Person A: Why?
Person B: Because his mad skills far outstretch the confines of your feeble mind.
Person A: Oh, okay.

Example two -
Person A: Valensi appears to be able to fit the word 'like' in every other second.
Person V: Like, indeed.
by Person B April 17, 2006
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Valkyrae

Valkyrae (Rachel/ Rae)

An underrated streamer that makes amazing content. Often plays with Pokimane , Alexia Raye or TSM Chica. Valkyrae never fails to make you laugh
Person 1: Have you seen Valkyrae's videos?
Person 2: No, who's that
Person 1: Oh just the most amazing person you'll ever watch
Person 2: oh, I'll go check her channel out!
Person 1: Don't forget to use code valkyraexd
by The_fifth_marauder March 24, 2019
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Cumberland Valley High School

School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.
Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School
by whitekidwhoactsblack April 21, 2018
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