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Urban dictionary 

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.

Urban dictionary 

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.

urban dictionary 

A dictionary that makes a sex act out of every word.
John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...

David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!
urban dictionary by Dodgs June 8, 2016

Urban Dictionary 

"What's this think called the Urban Dictionary, Bob?"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"

Urban Dictionary 

The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"

Urban Dictionary 

1.) A place where idiots have lost their "innocence" and brain cells since 1999.

2.) (There truly isn't another definition)
Person 1.) "Er Mi Gawd!" Did you know the letter A is a type of sexual position where you (insert demolition)??!! I can't believe they teach that letter in school!!!

Person 2.) Stay off UrbanDictionary you fucking moron.... Not everything in life is centered around sex. If you really want to have sex at any point in your life and not die a 90 year old virgin.... Get a life!!

2.) (Who actually uses it in any kind of (normal/intelligent) conversation in the first place?!

(Urban Dictionary is a place where idiots go to lose there innocence since 1999. And there is truly is no other definition)
Urban Dictionary by FireBirdX8 August 21, 2016