Trucker Twinky

When truckers are into peggin, fisting and sucking dick but claim to be straight.

Myron and Jordan are trucker twinkys.

by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022

twinkie meow

TWINKIE MEEEOOOOW!
The true Joe Moment

twinkie meow the cat from fortnite

by Gwee-duh September 21, 2020

frozen twinkie

A frozen twinkie is when you fuck in a sleeping bag in the dead of winter.

Shelia and I went out frozen twinkie lastnight, it was cold but it was worth it!

by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019

Tahoe Twinky

A homophobic twink

"Man Steve just gave me the best head but he such a Tahoe Twinky"

by Pr. Murffles November 17, 2018

Stinky Twinkie

A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells

"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

twinkie juicer

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

by Courty December 15, 2007

twinkie-brain

Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.

That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.

by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007