chance tweet

when someone is irrelevant

"bro, you're such a chance tweet"

by jankanalmans dnakko July 14, 2017

soundcloud tweet

A reply by the author of a viral tweet made after it goes viral that automatically appears beneath it when clicked that contains links to other things they’ve done, such as a SoundCloud.

I can’t believe that thread took off enough to need a SoundCloud tweet.

by RappinPicard February 20, 2019

platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.

After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.

by darshains July 21, 2018

Tweeted

Being drunk or buzzed.

Fuck man, I'm tweeted.

by Redbeeerd August 9, 2018

Tweet punch

A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like

Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.

by joecoolthefool August 14, 2018

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

Tweet

in light of recent events. This can now be used as a size dependent category of social-media post that does not exceed 140 characters in length when it comes to words, 4 pictures, and/or a little over 2 minutes of video. Essentially, this is quick short-form blogging or vlogging out on any social-media platform that allows for blogging or vlogging.

"I tweeted about the whole debacle"
"Oh snap, what sites?"
"Oh the usual, Instagram, Tumblr, Imgur...etc"

by WWRRD August 4, 2023