Left Turn

1Rotating 90 degrees counterclockwise from your point of origin
2The act of: After getting to first base (Kissing), moving closer to second base
3Definition 1, in a car, requiring the passing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.

1 I was about to walk into Canada, so I made and left turn went east, towards Oregon, as fast as I could, Eh?

2 Dude, I was making out with this girl at a party, but when I tried to make a left turn, she bitch-slapped me!

3 I was driving to McDonalds, and I made a left turn. I was fucking hit THREE times before I could get my Big Mac!

by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009

Turn Spirit

Funcom likes to make Soldier's camp these for all eternity.

I'm in Adonis camping mull/turk for a Turn Spirit !!!

by Hound March 27, 2004

Turn and Burn

To clarify the U.S. Navy term mentioned in another definition, it specifically referred to the ship's shafts/screws 'turning' and the boilers 'burning' and the phrase is in fact used (even though there aren't many steam-powered ships left) to indicate working hard, and steady momentum.

"Turn and burn, ladies, we only have four hours to get this wrapped up"

by grindlad December 22, 2008

turn of shame

when one is slobbing on a nob, and has cum all over their face, someone walks in the room, and the person giving the blow job turns to see who it is, all while the cum is dripping from their mouth.

kim was giving john a blow job last night and i walked in and she totally did the turn of shame.

by kimmykeller January 1, 2011

turn a vase

When going to the toilet to make no. 2 (taking a dump)

I'll be there i five .. Just have to turn a vase first

by repsakcb August 19, 2010

full turn

When someone turns their pillow over in order to get the cold side.

I couldnt fall asleep, until i full turned, then i fell asleep uber fast.

by regeirk ynnad December 22, 2007

Brandon Turn

Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.

Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.

by jizzhead April 11, 2009