turkish taint

The area on the body of a Turkish individual that is located between the pussy and the asshole.

Kerem tried to have me lick his Turkish Taint, but I refused because I didn't want to get an STD.

by Borkster September 14, 2008

turks

A person, typically pasty white (and/or very pale), who occupies their time by working at the local credit union, playing tennis, or exercising their oversized toes. See asshat.

"What up turks you got the 40's for this weekend?"
"Nah man, I can't come. I have to work."

by B Sizzles July 30, 2005

Turkish Sandplow

When a man is having sex with a woman and she says "no please stop. I'm too dry." and the man says "no, I'm getting my nut off anyways!"

I gave that bitch the Turkish Sandplow!

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

Turkish urinal

When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.

Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.

by Andre Bushart April 10, 2007

turkish mudslide

when a dude takes his cock and sticks it up another dudes asshole. then he fucks him so hard and fast that when he pulls out, shit slides out with his dick. is traditionally done by the pilgrims with pocahantus.

dude i totally just gave that chicken a turkish mudslide

by la mariposa October 13, 2008

turkish telephone

Hiding a cellphone in one's anus

Slipping through security I had to pull off a turkish telephone.

by William Watts August 20, 2007

turkish penis salad

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?

by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003