Tumblr girl

Uhh fucking no. idk where these other definitions came from but tumblr is a social network that does indeed have a hipster side but is also full of fangirls belonging to various interesting fandoms. Most girls are antisocial and look to tumblr as a home to freely be themselves. They aren't "wanna be perfect girls," they are girls that see that they aren't and try to accept it as much as they can. In fact, most cannot accept it. Do not keep in your head that they are snooty hipsters as seen in these definitions. You probably won't even get the chance to meet them or realize that they are part of tumblr because they stick to themselves, far from the spotlight, and not self obsessed as they take "1,000 selfies." Please do not associate tumblr--the website--with perfection, especially if the girls try so hard to get there.

"Why is she always on her phone?"
"Oh, her? She's a tumblr girl. Don't expect her to tear her eyes away to socialize."

Tumblr girl by Carry-on-gayward-ships August 20, 2013

Tumblr snob

The ones who really piss you off for knowing every single blog/post on there.

Friend one: Oh look at this new meme, it's about Trace Cyrus!
Friend two: Uhhhh bro. Seen it, re-blogged, and followed the blog.
Friend one: You are SUCH a Tumblr snob. :||

Tumblr snob by Lurking your Internetz. August 21, 2009

Tumblr Girl

White girls from 13-16 who post pictures on Social Networks such as Tumblr and Instagram. They are known to wear crop tops that show their stomachs and short shorts that practically look like underwear. They love Starbucks for some reason and carry their iPhones with them. Every day, these annoying creatures post pictures of their precious frappes. Tumblr Girls are always "chillin" with their friends while they ride penny boards. They're practically the most annoying teenagers on the planet.

Normal Girl: "God, A Tumblr Girl again?"
Tumblr Girl: "HA! You bet!" *walks away with her other Tumblr Girl friend*
Normal Girl: "Give me a break!" *rolls eyes*

Tumblr Girl by personwhowritesdefinitions December 17, 2013

Tumblr Marriage 

also known as a Tumblr Wedding, it is when a Tumblr User extend a often silly proposal in another Users ask. the asked will then accept, then send his or her own proposal via ask, with a Haiku included. it will be accepted, a Haiku written in response, then the partnership will be highly advertised on both blogs, with both partners forever advertising the other on their blogs. great for co-writers, real life hubbies, and publicity stunts.

(footnote. this is not a legally binding marraige, nor is it exclusively heterosexual or faithful. two, three, or more, participates may be included, and more may be added over time.)

(shanna23) asked: Cara, I wish to ask for your electronic hand in non-exclusive Tumblr Marriage. yours, Shanna.|

Cara-I accept!

(Cara-not) asked:my dear Shanna, I love your humor! I accept and reciprocate you query.
marry me today
and love me never
forever Shanna?

Shanna: I accept!
this is awesome
I want to scream again
no longer alone.

Tumblr Marriage by My Own Knight August 6, 2011

Tumblr followers 

The greatest people<3 Who are beautiful:),that Shouldnt give up <3 I love you all . You are the best <3

I love my tumblr followers , they are so cute/pretty

Tumblr followers by p-e-ac-h-t-e-a May 25, 2012

tumblr depressed 

The type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on Tumblr.

BOY 1: Yo did you hear Heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
BOY 2: Yeah man, I heard she just got Tumblr and prob got Tumblr depressed

tumblr depressed by Rickety Wrexked January 25, 2017

tumblr asexual 

Also known as Tumblr Ace.

An asexual belonging to the tumblr-founded cult of believing they are special snowflakes for not feeling sexual attraction. Usually cringy, whiny, and annoying.
Might display:

•hatred towards sight of any physical contact (innapropriate or not)
•labeling said contact as "pornographic" sometimes even in the case of children
•cringy puns about cake

•open disgust towards lesbians, •claiming that they can say slurs they cannot
•attempts to force themselves into the LGBT community that they are not apart of
•Fake wokeness
•Transphobia

!!!!!!!!Not to be confused with a normal asexual person who just wants to exist.
Props to you guys.

Individuals who spot one of these tumblr goblins in public are advised to back away slowly.

"i lOvE cAke! wHy SeX wHen yOu cAn eAt Cake!" "Oh no, it's a tumblr asexual!"

tumblr asexual by gay witchcraft August 14, 2019