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Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
by Slashedace April 23, 2011
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'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)
"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."
by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007
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tricker

syn trickster

A person whom fools others
He's such a tricker.
by randomgirl September 11, 2005
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Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex
Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.
by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011
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tricktard

Noun: {trik-tahrd} The conjoining of the words trick and retard; one who attempts a prank or trick on another, but fails miserably by his/her own self-sabotage.
Verb: The act of making a retard out of yourself when an attempted shit trick or prank on another backfires.
NOUN: I had no idea what a tricktard Nora was until she actually crazy glued her fingers together when trying to glue Mike's calculator cover on.
VERB: How did I get this scar? - well I tricktarded myself a good one when I prematurely set-off the rat trap in her desk.
by Gil McBrady July 28, 2007
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Twicket

A ticket for an event purchased or won via Twitter. Twitter Tickets
@onstagebedford gave away twickets to their production of THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE just for following them on Twitter.
by dennisactor August 8, 2010
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Ten Ticket Thrill

A badass band. Hot men play guitar, bass, and drums. They can sing their ass' off, oh, and their girlfriends are hot as well! Influenced by Rancid, Lars and the Bastards, Bouncing souls, Roger Miret and The Disasters, The Ramones, The Dropkick Murpheys, Misfits, etc. Listen or die, bitch.
That Ten Ticket Thrill is fuckin amazing. They're legit. So fuck off.
by Kendallijahkah March 6, 2010
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