When you're beyond blackout drunk. So freakin' drunk that you can't control your actions. You act purely on impulses and make people around you say ''gå nu hjem Torp!!!''
He's has reached torpstiv. Get him home before he does something so insanely stupid that everyone in the world would facepalm simultaneously.
by TobyTheSalvator April 21, 2017
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To topslice is to take a collection of something and take some of said collection for oneself privately before other people are aware of the full volume of the initial collection.
To topslice is to take a collection of something and take some of said collection for oneself privately before other people are aware of the full volume of the initial collection.
1. I left my weed at Jay's house last week and the fucker topsliced the bag. There was at least two joints worth missing.
2. Christine chose to topslice the money that she found in the wallet before handing it over to the police.
2. Christine chose to topslice the money that she found in the wallet before handing it over to the police.
by ohlawdmudkips December 28, 2007
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by harry and james December 9, 2008
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Get the Topscoorder mug.1. I was soo tired last night i just topsheeted.
2.I woke up and made my bed, realising i was still tired so, I topsheeted.
3.My bed is made really well, I'll just topsheet.
4. Topsheeting is how i sleep on hot nights
2.I woke up and made my bed, realising i was still tired so, I topsheeted.
3.My bed is made really well, I'll just topsheet.
4. Topsheeting is how i sleep on hot nights
by Charlie Warley December 30, 2010
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Get the terps it mug.Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)
Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.
by Noswadian July 26, 2012
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