TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022

Tooting on the Boris

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

by lozda January 3, 2025

Toot

Another word to say fart.

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted

by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022

squimish toots

Runny farts after Anal Sex

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on

by Texas2step July 21, 2017

Tuna Toot

It is either the ripple effect that occurs when you toot and it travels slowly right up the front, or in some cases actually is derived from the depths of the shame cave itself. Either way is gross and wrong but life happens.

Quit tuna tooting in your fricken grunders! Geez.

by Crispyshelbycake October 25, 2025

Death Toots

really foul, smelly farts.

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!

by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021