ya that and bees don't like, fart honey, so the title kinda makes no sense. maybe it should be called "bee toot".
by celadian September 9, 2018

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex
by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021

Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.
Okayyy. She tooted!
by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021

by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird
Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”
Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
by Braintoot February 22, 2022

A bong rip
by Marshall Erickson: Big Fudge November 10, 2020
