toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Toadie

The name of a legendary frog worshipping faggot.

Tahnok is a toadie.

Shut the fuck up and go suck LF's cock.

by Ctiger August 26, 2004

Toad Rammer

A twenty-something male that enjoys digging up dead bodies, connecting the rectum to the penile canal by using a power drill, and then finally inserting a frog or toad into the anus and pushing it through the urethra using a blunt stick. The frog or toad is then released back into it's home body of water to share it's experiences.

I'm thinking of marrying this guy, but I think he might be a toad rammer. What should I do?

by RoastTurkey September 4, 2008

toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom

moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.

by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004

Croak the toad

Choke the chicken
Spank the monkey

and then

Croak the toad.

I croak the toad about every day.

by Kevin G. September 27, 2005

toadies

Prural of toady.

Toadies can often be found posting on message boards and participating actively in trolling behavior.

Post 1 - (Troll)
You guys remember "lol mutant" or am I just making that up?

Post 2 - (Toady 1)
I think the phrase "I sorta realize what I wanted" rings a bell...lol mutant

Post 3 - (Toady 2)
Yeah, he's a bit on the moronic side. lol mutant

Post 4 - (Toady 3)
I haven't seen lol mutant in ages, he was so lulsy.

Post 5 - (Mutant)
Welcome back "toadies"...I really missed you!

by QuidProQuo101 April 22, 2011

toad-lick

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a toad-lick!

Shut up, toad-lick!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009